just want to make a few comments on some very bad bios.
here's a list of things i have seen that you should NOT ever do
--very scary looking picture with messy hair and a dirty look
--having a picture of you dick as your main pic..sooo distasteful! i don't want to see it till am sleeping with you...your dick is not your best asset!
--writing like 2 sentences for a bio that tells me nothing about you
--under interests..if all you have are cunnilingus and kissing.( actual bio i saw today) tells me you are boring...you gotta have more interests then that!
--bragging about your dick size....personally i like average sized dicks i turn guys down if i think they are too big to fit me... i would rather you brag about your abilities in bed then dick size
--having no picture, i put more importance on ability in bed then looks but it is always nice to see who i am talking to, seems like they are hiding something if they don't have a picture up.
and most of all NEVER lie on your profile. this one guy said in his profile that he was a one woman man when he found the right one...but he e-mailed ME the queen of poly LOL so asked him why he would want me when he said he was into monogamy...his answer..."well if i said i was (poly) then no one would answer me" funny thing is, the one woman who wanted something similar to him (me) wont answer him because he lied... the ones who are answering his bio are not looking for the same thing....does this make any sense to anyone?
you have to be honest about who and what you are looking for, even if it is hard to find like what i am looking for. I do not see the point of dating a bunch of people who do not want what i want... such a wast of time!
bottom line people.. take your time with your bios on date sites, put as much information as you can about you, your hobbies, and what you are looking for...for the picture get a friend to come over and do a photo shoot.. try on different cloths and get lots of pics, then take the best few and use those
just make an effort, not rocket science.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Looking Back, my favorate wild night
OK well I've been sick for a bit so haven't got any new things to say so i though i would write about one of my favorite nights.
this was a few years back i was dating this cutie, I'll call her R. her best friend/x-boyfriend. was having a birthday party. I'll call super hero guy (he's really into comics and stuff). well apparently he had bad luck with his birthdays in the past, always had bad things happen and hadn't had a good birthday in years. So we all went to the bar where he worked, me and R his girlfriend, bubble bum I'll call her, and a few others. me and R we planning on spending the night at super hero's place. i as we got as few drinks in us we decided that we were going to play with him and his girlfriend that night...but apparently she had similar plans with one of her friends. we were out having a smoke and she was all I'm gonna be his birthday present, so i replied that we were going to be his present too. later when another friend of his (my x-wife's best friend, small world) i told her what was going on and she told me she had been invited as well. so in the end he was going to sleep with all the girls at the party 5 of us in all. at the end of the night we went to Denny's for a bite, on the way in this guy behind us make a joke about super hero's out fit (he was dressed in full kilt) so i informed him that he may look funny but he was taking 5 girls home tonight! LOL
so anyway we all got back to the apartment, and we took turns showering in pairs. while i was in the shower with my girl R super hero came in and pulled the curtain aside a bit and was playing with our boobs and pussies, we weren't in for much longer after that, we got out and i found myself on the bed with my x-wife's best friend, I'll call her R2. i started caressing her nipples and ample breasts, I said wow did you ever think we would be doing this?! and she told me she had thought about it a few times. i thought that was kinda cool. i layed her down and licked and nibbled on her nipples. once every one was showered it got kinda crazy, we had dragged the mattress from the other room to the floor of the bedroom so we had the bed and the mattress to play on. he was going from one girl to another like a kid in a candy store, i watched as he went down on my girl, i gave him head, i played with boobs, oh soo many boobies! watched him fuck his girl, she has such a large bubble bum, very nice. he and others went down on me, so many hands and mouths always at least 2 people touching you at any given time. then he stroked himself till he cam all over a few our boobs. eventually he fell asleep, but us girls kept going. one went home so there were only 4 of us, so we made a train. two girls on the bed the first on her back getting licked by the second who was bend over the bed on her knees, so my girl R went on her back under her and was licking her, so i went to her and fingered her and licked her, all of us moaning and licking and cumming.
it was one of the most amazing nights of my life and definitely the most people i have slept with at once, it helped that there was only one guy and the rest girls, i am a total slut when it comes to girls, I am like a guy, if i think I'm gonna get some i am all over it, no need to ask twice LOL.
well hope that entertained you
this was a few years back i was dating this cutie, I'll call her R. her best friend/x-boyfriend. was having a birthday party. I'll call super hero guy (he's really into comics and stuff). well apparently he had bad luck with his birthdays in the past, always had bad things happen and hadn't had a good birthday in years. So we all went to the bar where he worked, me and R his girlfriend, bubble bum I'll call her, and a few others. me and R we planning on spending the night at super hero's place. i as we got as few drinks in us we decided that we were going to play with him and his girlfriend that night...but apparently she had similar plans with one of her friends. we were out having a smoke and she was all I'm gonna be his birthday present, so i replied that we were going to be his present too. later when another friend of his (my x-wife's best friend, small world) i told her what was going on and she told me she had been invited as well. so in the end he was going to sleep with all the girls at the party 5 of us in all. at the end of the night we went to Denny's for a bite, on the way in this guy behind us make a joke about super hero's out fit (he was dressed in full kilt) so i informed him that he may look funny but he was taking 5 girls home tonight! LOL
so anyway we all got back to the apartment, and we took turns showering in pairs. while i was in the shower with my girl R super hero came in and pulled the curtain aside a bit and was playing with our boobs and pussies, we weren't in for much longer after that, we got out and i found myself on the bed with my x-wife's best friend, I'll call her R2. i started caressing her nipples and ample breasts, I said wow did you ever think we would be doing this?! and she told me she had thought about it a few times. i thought that was kinda cool. i layed her down and licked and nibbled on her nipples. once every one was showered it got kinda crazy, we had dragged the mattress from the other room to the floor of the bedroom so we had the bed and the mattress to play on. he was going from one girl to another like a kid in a candy store, i watched as he went down on my girl, i gave him head, i played with boobs, oh soo many boobies! watched him fuck his girl, she has such a large bubble bum, very nice. he and others went down on me, so many hands and mouths always at least 2 people touching you at any given time. then he stroked himself till he cam all over a few our boobs. eventually he fell asleep, but us girls kept going. one went home so there were only 4 of us, so we made a train. two girls on the bed the first on her back getting licked by the second who was bend over the bed on her knees, so my girl R went on her back under her and was licking her, so i went to her and fingered her and licked her, all of us moaning and licking and cumming.
it was one of the most amazing nights of my life and definitely the most people i have slept with at once, it helped that there was only one guy and the rest girls, i am a total slut when it comes to girls, I am like a guy, if i think I'm gonna get some i am all over it, no need to ask twice LOL.
well hope that entertained you
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